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Maanus
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ही ही ही, अरे बापरे एका चित्रावर एवढी चर्चा,
इतकी तर ह्या दारूड्याने देखीन नसेल केली
The best drunken conversation
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Ambar
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| | Saturday, March 22, 2008 - 4:37 pm: |
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माणसा हे चित्र तरी नक्कि खर ना रे:-))हसुन हसुन पुरेपुर वाट...... असामी राणा इकडे बरेच दिवसांनी दर्शन दिलत?
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१९९० आणि २००८ मधिल फ़रक 
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गणित तज्ञ
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रवीशेखर, १९९० आणि २००८ मधला फरक बघून हहपुवा! 
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Dakshina
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| | Monday, March 24, 2008 - 8:02 am: |
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दक्षिणा... ह. ह. पु. वा.
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अरे तो पहिल्या पुतळ्या पेक्षा दुसरा पुतळा किती खरा वाटतोय! 
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Too good , Too practical........
Once X asked
Y, "What is the secret behind your happy married
life?"
Y said, "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect
to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."
X asked, "Can you explain?"
Y said, "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my
wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's
decisions."
Still not convinced, X asked Y "Give me some examples"
Y said," Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount
to save, when to visit home town, which Sofa, air conditioner,
refrigerator to buy, monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc
are decided by my wife. I just agree ! to it"
X asked, "Then what is your role?"
Y said," My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether
America should attack Iran , whether Britain should lift sanction over
Zimbabwe , whether to widen African economy, whether Sachin Tendulkar
should retire etc etc. Do you know one thing, my wife NEVER objects to
any of these".
:-)
~कॉपी पेस्ट
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"Biblical Advice"
A man has been in business for many, many years
and the business is going down the drain. He is
seriously contemplating suicide and he doesn't
know what to do. He goes to the Rabbi to seek his
advice. He tells the Rabbi about all of his problems
in the business and asks the Rabbi what he should do.
The Rabbi says, "Take a beach chair and a bible and
put them in your car and drive down to the edge of the
ocean. Go to the water's edge. Take the beach chair
out of the car, sit on it and take the bible out and open
it up. The wind will rifle the pages for a while and
eventually the bible will stay open at a particular page.
Read the bible and it will tell you what to do."
The man does as he is told. He places a beach chair
and a bible in his car and drives down to the beach.
He sits on the chair at the water's edge and opens the
bible. The wind rifles the pages of the bible and then
stops at a particular page. He looks down at the bible
and sees what he has to do.
Three months later the man and his family come back
to see the Rabbi. The man is wearing a $1,000 Italian
suit, The wife is all decked out with a full-length mink
coat and the child is dressed in beautiful silk. The
man hands the Rabbi a thick envelope full of money
and tells him that he wants to donate this money to the
synagogue in order to thank the Rabbi for his wonderful
advice.
The Rabbi is delighted. He recognizes the man and
asks him what advice in the bible brought this good
fortune to him.
The man replies:
"Chapter 11."
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Giriraj
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| | Tuesday, March 25, 2008 - 7:21 am: |
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पहिला: काय हो काळ्यांच्या मुलीचे लग्न ठरले म्हणे!
दुसरा: हो ना..
पहिला: इतक्या कुरूप मुलेचे लगन कसे काय ठरले पण?
दुसरा:मुलाने बाह्य सौंदर्य न पाहता आंतरीक सौंदर्य पाहिले म्हणे
पहिला: काय करतो म्हणे मुलगा?
दुसरा: X-ray मशिन ऑपरेटर आहे!
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Gajanan1
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| | Tuesday, March 25, 2008 - 9:10 am: |
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WHAT IS CHAPTER 11 OF BIBLE?
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परीक्षा: पेपराची वेळ संपण्यापूर्वीचे पाच सेकंद....
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Chapter 11: Bankruptcy (दिवाळे काढणे)
BTW Satish, Rabbi is a jewish priest, and bible is a holy book for christians.. they do not go together.
(The joke is good, please don't take it wrong)
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काय म्हंता? बढतीचं वारं व्हाया लागलंती...
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Suhasya
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| | Thursday, March 27, 2008 - 10:01 am: |
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दक्षीणा ह. ह. पु. वा. 
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Maanus
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| | Friday, March 28, 2008 - 5:20 pm: |
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गुगली च्या जहीराती
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विरंगुळा हे सदर आता नवीन मायबोलीवर हलवण्यात आलेले आह. कृपया पुढील लेखन या दुव्यावर करावे.
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