|
Saptahik KUJBUJ
sampadakiya
namaskar vachakaho,
saptahik kujbuj cha ha pahila anka aaplyala sadar kartanna mala atishay ananda hot ahe. evda ki maza kantha daatun ala ahe. doke jad zale ahe ani haat thar thar kapat ahet . ( hyacha rangit pani sevanashi kahihi sambandha nahiye hyachi nond ghyavi)
hitguj mahanagrimadhe satat kahi na kahi ghadamodi challya astat. tya utkanthavardhak goshti hitgujkaranna neet samjavyat mhanun hee uthathev. hya ankamadhoon amhi nav navin sadare (ghalnyache nahi) aapnas sadar karu.
hitgujwarchya paramparela anusarun sarvanni dive gheun sarva majkoor vachava hi vinanti. hitgujwarchi hi kujbuj aplyala avadel ashi mala asha ahe.
*******************************************************************************
thalak baatmya
hitgujvar mahapoor
hya athavdyat hitguj nagrimadhe navin members cha mahapoor ala. hitguj chi lokpriyata divsendivas vadhat challi ahe. kahi mahinyanpoorvi hitguj nagriche anabhishikta raje maharahadhiraj admin hyanni anirbandha immigration la avar basava mhanun "members only" cha navin kayda astitvat aanla hota parantu tarisuddha hitguj nagrikade anirvasit marathi lokanche londhe chya londhe yet ahet.
hitguj nagri madhe loksankhya niyantran ha lavkarach ek mahatvacha prashna banel ase diste.
gulmoharwar halla
hitguj maha-nagrichya gulmohar hya upnagarmadhye kavinchya faujanni halle chalu kele ahet.
hya adhi gulmohar chya kavita section war shrimant jayaji peshwe hyanche rajjya hote. parantu hya nav kavinni peshvyanche rajjya ulthvun lavlele disat ahe. hya sene pashi charoli , aatholi ashi halki ani vaparnyas sopi ashi swadeshi shastre mublak pramanat ahet. tyashivay hyatlya kahi rathi maharathin kade damdar kavitanche darugole ahet je ki te dararoj kavitanchya bhagat fekat astat.
hitgujwarchi samnnya janta hya hallyanmule bhambavoon geli ahe. tasech kavi-kavyitrinchya hya halyyala uttar denyas ekahi lekhak va lekhika pudhe yeu dhajat nahi ahe.
Cinema Cinema
ajjuka ko gussa kyon ata hai?
pramukh bhumika: ajjuka
cinemachi katha sadaranta: ashi ahe ki nayika ajjuka hi ek sadhi ani khalmanene kaam karnari mulgi aste. (ata machine war basun kapde shivayche mhanje khalmanene kaam karnya shivay tila gattyantar naste) parantu hitgujkaranchya sannidhyat alyamule tichi mannashanti dhalte. akheris tee paar vedi houn (dusryanche) kapde fadu lagte. picture madhe eka kshanat talpayachi aag mastakat janyache special effects apratim ahet. fadfad kapde fadne ani fadfad bolne hyacha abhinay atishay uttam
kujbuj rating ***
Amhi hitgujkar
(hya sadaramadhe darweles ekeka hitgujkarashi aapla parichay karoon dilya jail)
Rmd urf roopa dharap hitgujwarchya shreshtha kavayitri. hyancha hitguj warchya kavita section madhe motha dabdaba ahe. (tasha hyanchya kavita suddha ekda chalu zalya ki dabAdaba kosaltat). charolya lihinyat hyancha haat koni dharnar nahi. (tasa peshwyane haat baghaychya nimittani hyancha haat dharla hota to bhaag vegla)
ekhadya kavini kelelya kavitela (ulat) uttar denyas hya atishai tatparta dakhavtat. kavita karnyashivay hya hitgujkaranchi sammelana bharavtat ani tyache vruttanta lihitat.
bhetnyache thikan: punyatle punekar , mazihi ek kavita , ani marathi charoli.
chhotya jahirati
navin varshachi calenders: amchya kade 2001 salachi chitrapat tarakanchi calenders miltil.
chhotya chhotya kapdyatil dil khechak nayikanchi mothi mothi calenders upalabdha ahet.
samparka: vikas chaudhary
dalan daloon milel
kuthlyahi vishayache dhannya amchya kade gheun ya. amhi te atishay thodya welat ani ekdum baarik daloon deu. bharad dhannya dalun have asel tar tashi suddha soy ahe.
samparka sadha : "thought provoking pithachi girni"
|
*durustichi chuki*
parantu tarisuddha hitguj nagrikade "anirvasit" marathi lokanche londhe chya londhe yet ahet.
he vakkya ase vachave
parantu tarisuddha hitguj nagrikade "anivasi" marathi lokanche londhe chya londhe yet ahet.
chukibaddal kshamaswa :o)
|
KUJBUJ
24th january2001
sampadakiya
namaskar vachakaho,
KUJBUJ chya pahilya vahilya ankala chokhandal hitgujkaranni ji bharbharun daad dili tyani mala agadi bharavalya sarkha zala ahe. tyamule parat ekda maze haat thartharne , doke jad...etyadi etyadi hot ahe.
vachakanchya khas agrahastav aajcha ha special anka kadhnyat yet ahe. ekdun paristhiticha vicharkarun KUJBUJ he saptahika aiwaji aniyatkalik swaroop asave asa nirnay ghenyat ala ahe.
*******************************************************************************
thalak baatmya
hitgujwar gardicha kadelot
mumbaichya gardila lajwel ashi gardi aaj hitgujnagrimadhe disun yet ahe. aaj anek BB datiwatini ubhe ahet ani hitgujkar tyatun sairavaira ikde tikde palat ahe. hya traffic madhun GTP hya south hitgujwaril bhagat janarya nagrikanna ani shilpabainchya shalet janarya viddyarthyanna farach kashta padat ahe.
Cinema Cinema
sangtye aika
pramukh bhumika: storvi
ha picture lahanmulansathi nirman kelya gela ahe. picrure chi nayika eka shala master nichya bhumiket ahe. picture la hero nahi. facta nayika shilpa, tichi shala ani viddyarthi asa sagla savlo gondhal ahe. madhun madhun "inspector zakki" ase vichitra naav asnara villoin yeun aaplya karamati karat asto pan aapli nayika tyala changlich purun urte. picturebhar nayika aaplya vidyarthyanna "sangte aika" mhanat kahitari sangaycha / shikvaycha prayatna karte pan hee vatrat pore tila mulich bheek ghalat nahi. nayikechya tondi aslela dialogue" jalla mela lakshan" ha prekshakanchya talya gheun jato.
kujbuj rating ****
vaacakancaI kucakuca
(shri milindaa hyanchya suchanewarun amhi he sadar chalu karit ahot. kumari deepti wankhede hyanni pathavlele (ekulte) ek patra chhapat ahot)
aapla "Saptahik Kujbuj" cha anka vachala... Hitguj sarakhya motthya aani fast paced shaharat kay suru aahe he kalana kadhi awghad jata..tar aaplya hya hitguj cha updates mule sarva nagarikanna barich madat honaar aahe... pan kahi suchana dyavyasha vatatat... "Zakkinche Kaarname" asa regular sadar suru karanyabaddal aaple kay mat aahe?.. tasech "Gossip" section suru karanyabaddal kay vatata? :o) tasech ek complaint pan aahe, aapan anka madhe mulasaathi kuthlach sadar kela nahiye... me ekach vachak asali tari kay zala... :o) va "Sampadakanna Patra" a section tar havach... va tyat dar aathavadyala maze ek patra chhapala gela pahije :o) "Kujbuj" cha pragatisaathi anek shubheccha....
Deepti Wankhede
Hero No. 1,
Salman Bhau Nagari, HollywoodNagar.
*****************
apan hyanna pahilat(ach) ka?
naav: zakki nagpuri
ranga: thalipithachya bhajani sarkha
unchi: mrs. zakkin hun thodi jasta
vay: sharirik vay upalabdha nahi. manasik vay 10 varshe
varil eesam ha kahi divsanpoorvi officatun paloon gela ahe. hyala madhun madhun satat "amchya weli ....." ase mhanaychi savay ahe. shodhun denaryala yoggya te inam dile jail
** aho tumhi lavkar ghari ya. tumchya sarva chuka amhi potat ghatlya ahet. **mrs.zakki**
chhotya jahirati
twara kara twara kara twara kara:
facta mojkyacha jaga shillak.
aajach aaplya pallyache naav aamchya shalet nondavun aaplya mulache bhavitavvya ghadva.
kay? tumcha mulga shalet jaycha kantala karto? gavbhar undarto?
mag aajach tyache naav shilpabainchya shalet nondva ani tyachya bhavisshyachi chinta shilpabain war sopva. viddyarthaynche avaghe vyaktimatva badloon takaychi 100% hami.
samparka: shilpabai, shilpabainchi shala-gtp2
(paha barobarcha shalechya saroj navachya viddyarthinicha photo. hee vidyarthini shalet ali teva kayam chidleli , ragavleli asaychi pan keval kahi divas shalet rahilyane tichyat kevda farak padlay.)
|
KUJBUJ
29th January 2001
sampadakiya
namaskar vachakaho,
aamche ek vachak shriyut asami hyanna kujbuj vachun farach ananda zalyache tyanni amhala kalavle. kujbuj vachanani tyanchya khachlelya manala ubhari vagaire kaytari alyache suddha tyanni amhala sangitle.
shriman zakki hyanni kumari deepti W ni pathavlelya patravar jordar akshep gheun napasanti darshavili ahe.
mala shri zakki hyanna ase sangavese vatte ki deepti wankhede hya salmanbhau nagrit rahat aso va nasot tya lavkarach salmanbhau (rahanar, bollywood.) hyanche ek mandir kadhun roj salmanbhau hyanchi manobhave pooja, aarti vagaire karaychya vicharat ahet. teva zakkin sarkhya jeerna vyaktini asa
( jeerno?) uddhar kelyani deepti w hyanna kahiek farak padnar nahi.
hya ankamadhe amhi nehmichya thalak baatmyan aivaji SVS ani SUPRIYA hyanchi khaas mulakaht chhapat ahot
*******************************************************************************
gappa ani tappa
ku.bu.reportar : sarvapratham me tumha dogha navin jodpyacha kujbuj tarfe abhishshh..abhichiti..abhishtachintan karte!...maaf kara huh jara jeebh jadavli ahe.
SVS: te amhala mahit ahe ho, tumchi jeebh kayamach jadavli aste.
ku.bu.re: chhe chhe chhe tumhala vatta te karan nahiye..mhanje bagha duty war astanna me kadhihi kahi ghet nahi.
supriya: (ekdum khush houn) ayya khara ki kay? mhanje tumhi chaha coffe pan ghenar nahi.
ku.bu.re : ata nasal denar tar nahich ghener arthat.. pan te jaude ata apan mulakhatikade valuyat. amchya vachakanni agadich hatta dharla hota ki SVS ani supriyataincha cha margadarshan hava mhanun..tyanna pan tumchyach margawarun jaychi farfar iccha ahe. tar ata me tumhala ek ek prashna vicharte ani tumhi uttara dyachi. jasta chavat kahi bolaycha nahi huh..aamchya kujbuj che kahi lahan vachak pan ahet tyanchya balmanavar chavat parinam hotil ashane. tar pahila prashna me supriyatainna vicharte.
supriyatai tumhi mala sanga ki "love at first sight" hyawar tumcha kitpat vishwas ahe?
supriya: mhanje asa bagha me tar mhanen ki mazya babtit tari "love at first site" he agadi 100% khare tharle. maayboli hich pahili "site" jichyawar me SVS chya premat padle. (SVS supriya chya chatur uttaramule kautukani tichyakade baghto)
ku.bu.re: SVS tumhi amhala sanga ki asa dhadsi nirnay ghetanna tumchya dolyapudhe adarsha kon hote?
SVS: aho arthatach aaple june hitgujkar amruta ani kiran. tasha kiran chya dokyawarchi tengla baghun me madhe thodasa vicharat padlo hoto ..nahi asa nahi..pan me mag me husharini eke divshi supriyala vicharla ki "tula polya latata yetat ka?" tar ti "nahi" mhanali ani mag me final kela ki ata lagna karayche tar hichyashich. pan tyamule aajkal aamchyakade facta varan-bhaat asto..(supriya SVS kade baghun dole mothe karte)
ku.bu.re: barobar ahe barobar ahe..tase tumhi hushar ahatach...(uagach apla kahitari mhanayche mhanun!)
ku.bu.re: pan amhala ek sanga aajkal SVS tumhi yahoo messanger war kase kay nasta?
SVS: (halu avajaat, supriya la aiku na jaychi kalji ghet) aho hini mazyawar bandi aanli ahe..mhante "ata me ahe na ithe bolayla pratyaksha tar kashala havay yahoo bihoo"
ku.bu.re: ohh..pan eka parini te thikach ahe..ata supriya tai tumhi amhala netprem karayche kahi faayde sanga.
supriya: (lajat) issha tumhi agadi kahitarich vicharta ahat. ..pan tari ek faayda mhanje ghari basunach kay prembim karaycha te karta yeta..tyamule aai vadlanna sanshay vagaire yaychi bhangad naste..shivay kharachahi javal javal nahich..e-greetings fuktat..e-roses fuktat ..sagla kahi fuktatach mhana na..
(supriya he bolat astannach SVS ekdum tila madhech todat bolayla lagto.)
SVS: nahi nahi, he saaf chuk ahe..sagla kahi mulich fuktat nasta.. aho jar ka tumhi swatha US madhe ani tumchi girlfriend asel indiat tar mag tya sarkhya karavya lagnarya international phones kay fuktat karta yetat? kevdi bills bharli ahet me gelya kahi mahinyat. me sarvanna he agadi kalkalini sangu icchito ki kahi prem bim karaychech asel tar kara pan shakkyato porgi aaplyach shaharatil aseleli bari!! local call war nibhavta ho mhanje...
ku.bu.re: shanta va SVS aho ase junya aathvaninni ekdum khantavu naka. tumhi tyapeksha ata amhchya vachakanna ekhada molacha salla dya bara netpremat kase yashasvi vave hyasathi.
SVS: haan he tumhi agadi chhan vicharlet. tar hitgujkaransathi sathi mala sangavese vatte ki tumhi tumche yog julvaychya sathi mulich hitguj chya fandat padoo naka. aho atyant welkhau prakaran ahe. me gelya javal javal adich varshanpasoon roj yaycho hitgujwar teva kuthe atta mazya tapashcharyela fal milale.
ku.bu.re: dhannyawad SVS ani SUPRIYATAI aamchya vachakanna nakkich tumcha mhanna patel ashi mala khatri ahe. thodkyat kay tar "line ani online" hyancha yogga mel jamavta ala tarach tumcha netprem safal hou shakta!
Amhi hitgujkar
anilbhai: anilbhai mhanje tase navin pan lavkarach june zalele hitgujkar. mhanje thodkyat hitguj che nagrikatva gheun tyanna thodech mahine zalet pan lavkarach te sarvan madhe miloon misaloon gele. aajkal te swaagat samiti madhe pan haatbhar lavtat .. kharatar pushpaguccha denyacha barachsa bhaar tech uchaltat member ala ki lagolag tyache swagat karnyat tyancha haat koni dharnar nahi. (ani koni haat dharuhi naka tyanche lagna zale ahe... (ase vatte!)).
chikat mavshi ha tyancha avadta khel ahe. chikat mavshi ha khel olympics madhe khellya gela pahije hya sathi sadhya te prayatnashil ahet.
he kayam suitboota madhe astat. ani kanjiwaram sadichya salsali peksha hyanna mogirchya venicha darwal tyanna jasta priya ahe.
ru-icara
he sadar amhi aamchya mahila vargasathi chalu karat ahot. hya madhe aaj madhoobai aaplyala tyanchya haatkhanda recipe shikavtil.
aajcha padartha : "Tarfal pudding"
he pudding assal marathmole ahe. "triffle pudding" sarkhe calori gaccha ajibat nahi .diet karnarya lokansathi atishay upayukt ani shivay karayla atishay sope.
pahile tumhi 1 paav bhiumugachya shenga ghya. tyatle sagle daane kadhun gaeela khayla ghala. mag ji tarfala urli ahet ti ghya. swathcha dhuva (nahi dhutli tari chaltil tyala laglelya mati madhli jaminsatve (jeebheche) haad majbot kartat.
tar hya tarfalanna vata (dusryanna nahi!). mag 1 naral ghya. to naral poorna pane sola. khobre vagaire cha devala naiveddya dakhava ani tya solalelya naralachya shendya kharpoos bhajun ghya. mag he sarva ekatra karoon tyat chavipoorte meeth ghala (mhanje nakki kiti te vicharu naye) 3 bhandi pani gheun tyat he misharan ookla ani thanda zalyawar freeze madhe set kara.
serve kartanna kiss kara ani mag tyabarobar ha padartha ankhinach changla lagel.
chhotya jahirati
kavi mandala tarfe miss "deerghabee" hyanni ek jahirat anun dili. tee amhi vina mullya chhapat ahot.
aamchyakade havya tya vishayawar havya titkya shabdnamadhe havi tashi kavita karoon milel.
charolicha rate pratyeki shabdapramane tar kavitecha rate inchapramane lavlya jail
Aamchyakade fakt deshich nahi tar khaas amerikechya foerignmadhoon aayat kelele special kavi ahet.
premachya ani prembhangachya kavitancha kayam bhargaccha stock !
dugdhasharkara offer (stock sampe paryantach!): ek kavita ghetalyas tyacha jawab mhanon aankhi ek kavita fukat.
mag ata vaat kasli pahata aahat ? Tvara kara aani aajch sampark saadha.
Hitguj->Gulmohar->Charoli ***** Hitguj->Gulmohar->Kavita
"suchana: Hitguj->Gulmohar->Hayku var kavita purvanaryanshi aamcha kahihi sambandh nahi."
"aamchi kuthehi shakha nahi"
Aamche breedvakya : Maagani nastanahi puravatha !!!
|
Durustichi chuki
ru-icara madhe , khalil vakkyat najarchukini ek shabda gaLala gela ahe
"serve kartanna kiss kara ani mag tyabarobar ha padartha ankhinach changla lagel"
he vakkya ase vachave
serve kartanna "batatyacha" kiss kara ani mag tyabarobar ha padartha ankhinach changla lagel
|
KUJBUJ
2nd February 2001
sampadakiya
namaskar vachakaho,
magchya ankabaddal amhala vachakanchya sammishra pratikriya milalya. shri.vikas chaudhary ani aamche niyamit vachak ani patra lekhak shri zakki hyanni shilpabaincha parichay ajun ala nahi mhanun spashta shabdat nishedh nondavla.
shilpabai hya hitguj nagritil ek prasiddha vyktimatva ahe teva tyancha parichay karun dyachi kay garaj?
tarihi tyanchi ekhadi mulakhat ghaycha vichar amhi karat ahot.
lahan mulansathi kontehi sadar nahi hyachi khanta ku.deepti w hini magech bolun dakhavli hoti. teva hya ankamadhe katha-kunthan he nave sadar chalu karnyat yet ahe.
hya ankasathi amhala ekahi jahirat milali nahi. jahiratin shivay masik chalvayche kase? teva krupaya amhala jahiratin sathi (vishay deun) madat kara
*******************************************************************************
thalak baatmya
Thor kavayitri rmd hyanche uposhan samapta
hitguj nagritlya khyatnaam kavayitri roopa dharap urf rmd hyanni aaple kavita na karnyache 'ek athavdyache amaran uposhan' ekdache sampavle. kujbuj chya mahiti nusar tyanni uposhan 2-3 divas adhich sodle. kumari hawa hawai urf HH hyanchya haste rangit pani gheun tya uposhan sodnaar hotya ashihi anadhikrut mahiti hawa hawai hyanni kujbuj la dili.
parantu"mazihi ek kavita " varchi shantata baghun tyanna rahavlech nahi ani mhanun tya mhanun gelya..." shantatecha shabda jara aikat rahavese vatte....kadhi mala mazyashich bolat rahavese vatte"
aajkal tya facta swathashich bolat firat astat ase kalte.
tyanchya uposhana mule tyanchya chahtyanna matra farach kuposhan zale.
shilpabai rajewar, navin shikshika hawa hawai
chinchechafok.li yethe bharnarya shikshak parishademadhe shilpabai torvi hyanna jayche aslyamule tyanni shalemadhun kahi divsanchi raja ghetli ahe. tyanchya jagewar kumari hawa hawai hyanchi niyukti karnyat ali ahe. kujbuj la hawa hawai hyanni ase sangitle ki tya hya pudhe shale madhe shilpabainchi khurchi chalavtil.
katha kunthan
pramanik amruta
ek aatpaat nagar hota. tithe amruta navachi ek lakudtodi rahat hoti. ata lakudtodi mhanje tee kahi janglat jaun lakda todaychi nahi parantu anek lakdachi laatni tini swathachya kiran navachya navryawar fekun todlyamule ticha lakoodtodi asa naav padla. ek divas tiche (nehmipramane)kiranshi joraat bhandan zale. ani tine savayini nem dharoon kiran chya kapalawar latne fekle. pan navalach ghadle. latne nem chukun gharachya maagchya vihirit jaun padle. kiran farach ananda (kadhi nave te) zala. amruta vihirichya javal basoon moth mothyane radu lagli.(tichya javalche te shevatche laatne hote) tevach akashatun aaplya vimanat basoon hawa hawai devi tarangat tarangat challi hoti. dharti warun eka 'sabaleche' jorjorat radne aikun tini aaple viman khali utravle ani vicharle
"he baalike, tula ase ashrupaat karayla kay zale?"
amruta mhanali " devi, maze laatne vihirit padle. ata me mazya navryala laatne kase maaru? tyala kase kabut thevu? ashane to mokaat sutel ani tyala maza ajibaat dhaak rahanaar nahi."
hawa hawai devi mhanali "asa bhishan akrosh karu nakos balike (maze kaan futatil) thaamb me tula tuze laatne vihiritun kadhun dete"
ase mhanun hawa hawai devini vihirit udi maroon tila ek chandiche laatne kadhun dile. pan amruta kahi deeptisarkhi havrat navti. tini lagech pramanik pane sangitle
"he laatne maze nahi"
devi ni smit hassya kele ani tini parat vihirit jaun ek sonyache laatne kadhun dile. pan amruta ne te suddha nakarle.
tya nantar hawa hawai devi ne parat ekda vihirit jaun hiryache laatne kadhun dile. pan pramanik amruta tarihi adhal hoti. tini parat sangitle he laatne maze nahi.
"maze laatne sadhe lakdache ani (navryawar) vaprun vaprun gulgulit zalele ase subak laatne ahe. mala facta tech laatne have"
hya tichya uttarawar hawa hawai devi ni shevti vihirit jaun amrutache laakdi laatne kadhun dile.
te baghitlya war amruta ni anandani motthi udi maarli ani "hech te maze laatne" ase mhanali. amrutala chandiche, sonyachech kay, agadi hiryanche suddha latne latavese vatle nahi. tichya hya pramanik pana war hawa hawai prasnna zali. tee mhanali
"baalike me ati prasnna zale ahe. tula hava to var maag"
tyawar chatur amrutani lagech var magitla " devi, maza laatnyacha nem kadhich chuku naye asa var tu mala de"
hya tichya uttarawar adhikach prasanna houn hawa hawai devini tila ankhin 50 laatni (lakdachi) bhet mhanun dili
ani tya nantar amrutacha navra kiran gharat basoon radu laagla.
cinema cinema
Maza pati karodpati-part1
pra.bhu: PSG urf poonam godbole
picture madhe nayikela karodpati navra hava asto. nayikeche aai vadil tichya sathi anek sthala baghtat parantu darweles nayika tyanna nakar det aste. kadhi teela baghayla alela mulga PMT chya bus madhun yeto mhanun tar kadhi to schooter varoon yeto mhanun. aaplyala char chaki gadi aslela navra hava ase ti finally sarvanna sangte. teva gairsamaj houn char chaki PMT bus cha ek bus driver tichya mage lagto. parantu tari suddha nayika aapla shodh chaluch thevte.
chitrapat ithech sampto.
nayikela ekdivas hava tasa karodpati milel ashi amhi shubheccho deto mhanje hya chitrapatacha part-2 amhala baghayla milel
.
Amhi hitgujkar
peshwa : hitgujwarche mahaniya kavi. ata hyanchya nava varti jau naka. peshwe mhatla ki athavte adhi kay tar tee mastani. pan hya peshvyanna ajoon tari koni mastani milaleli nahi. parantu tarihi ashi ekhadi mastani bhetlya warti hyanni jar ka aaplya kavita teela aikavlya tar bicharicha avandha tichya tya 'most talked about' ghashatach adkaycha!
hyanchya kavita ekdum varchya darjachya astat. tyamule samannya hitgujkaranchya tya paar dokyavaroon noghoon jatat. amhala peshvyan baddal nitanta adar vatoo ani tyachi kavita kalnarya tyanchya kahi chahtyancha tyahoon adhik adar vatato!
**************************************************************************
|
KUJBUJ
7 february 2001
sampadakiya
namaskar vachakaho,
kujbuj cha aajcha 5va anka. niyamit pane hitgujwar yenarya sarva hitgujkaranna aniyamit asleli hee kujbuj vachun virangula milto he baghun chhan vatta.
kujbuj war anek nav navin members ni suddha pratikriya kalavlya baddal tyanna dhannyawad.
asech hitguj chalu rahudya mhanje hee kujbuj rangat jail !
*******************************************************************************
thalak baatmya
"December" madhle gudh ukalale
Shrimant peshwe hyanchya navin BB "december" che gudh ukalnyat amche vishesh pratinidhi yashaswi zale ahet. kahi divsanpoorvi peshwyanni december asha navacha ek BB hitguj war ughadla . tyat te nittyanemane december mahinyawarti kavita lihitat. barech divas zale tari lokanna he kahi kalat navte ki shevti december hach mahina ka? january febryary march ka nahi?
he gudh ukalnyasathi amhi vishesh yantrana kami lavli ani tyawarun ase nishpanna zale ki hitguj warti december ha mahina atishayach mahatvacha ahe. tyatun upavar mulansathi tar adhikach. (evana sudhnya vachakanna hint milalich asel. )
tar vachakaho december 1999 madhe amruta ani kiran che lagna zale .. december 2000 madhe SVS ani supriyacha number lagla. ani mhanunach shrimant peshwe 2001 chya december chi evdi alavni karat ahet. jenekarun 2001 cha december tyanchya bhaktila pavel. ani 2001madhe tyancha number lagel.
dukkhad nidhan
hitgujwar shilpabainchya shaleche aaj dinank 7-2-2001 roji dukkhad nidhan zale. shaleche nakki vay upalabhda nahi parantu gelya anek divsanpasun shalechi prakruti khalavat challi hoti. shilpabai achanak shalela sodun gelyacha dhakka shalela sahan zala nahi ani shevti aaj tini kayamchi maan takli. shalechya nasnyamule ek kadhihi bharoon na nighnari pokli nirman zali ahe. shalechya mage ek bai , ek inspector ani barach motha viddyarthi parivar ahe.
Cinema Cinema
Mili
pra. bhu. : milya ( " wo kaun thi " fame)
sangitmay romantic comedy ase hya picture che varnan karta yeil. picture madhe milya navacha ek vayat alela kavi asto. to satat romantic kavita karat asto ani swat:ch chal lavun gaat asto. tyachya hya sanshayaspad halchalinmule tyachya mitra maitrininna achanak doubt yayla lagto ki varnat kahitari kala ahe!
sarvanna watat aste ki milya ko uski "mili" mili !!
ani te hya prakarnacha chhada lavayche tharavtat. parantu hya utkantha vardhak halchalin madhun kahich nishpanna hot nahi. hero milya aaplya mili la sarvanpasun lapavun thevnyat yashasvi hoto. picture madhe suddha yashasvi honya sathi sarva masala thasun bharla ahe. suspence, aganit gani , romance(milyachya swapna drushyanmadhla) vagaire. parantu sampoorna picture madhe heroine che darshan hot nahi hee bab picture chalnya sathi adthala nirman karu shakte
kujbuj rating ****
apan hyanna pahilat ka?
naav: subak thengni (deepti_w)
vay: athara
unchi: 4 foot 10 incha la 2 soot kami
ranga: goramora
hee mulgi gharatun paloon geli ahe. bus madhoon mumbaila jate ase sangun jee geli tee ajun paryant ghari aleli nahi.
naav: madhu malushte jr.BA. (samrya)
vay: (gaddhe!)panchvis
unchi: --
ranga -- pakka
ha mulga nokri karayla jato ase sangun gharatun paloon gela ahe. char chaughat moth mothya gappa karaychi hyala savay ahe.
*varil donahi tarun ani taruni ekatra paloon geleyacha hitgujkaranna sanshay ahe. mahiti kalavnaras ek mhais bakshis dili jail.
Amhi hitgujkar
Rshubha : hya tasha prasiddhichya zotamadhe naslelya hitgujkar. hitgujwar niyamit yetat pan niyamit lihitatach ase nahi. vidambane karnyasathi hyanchi khyati ahe. hyanni keleli vidambane facta hitgujwarach nahi tar avaghya cyber jagat prasiddha ahet ani tyacha bharbhakkam purava mhanje hyanche vidamban prasiddha zale ki te lagech mail madhoon 4-5 divsat 4-5da forword houn hamkhas yete!
amhi tyanna vicharle ki tumchi vidambane evdi lokpriya honyache karan kay? tar hyawar tya manda smit karat evdach mhanalya "vidamban mhanje vidamban mhanje vidamban asta..tumche ani maze same nasta!"
hyancha vavar marathi antakshari ani views and comments war jasta asto pan kwachit GTP wagaire eetar BB na pan hyanchi paaydhul lagte. mojkyach shabdat ekhadyala tola lagavne hyanchyakadun shikave
chhotya jahirati
(dokyala bandage lavlelya eka esamani hee jahirat anun dili. swat:la kujbuj vachak mhanavnarya hya vyaktichi jakhmi sharirik avastha baghoon amhi lagech hee jahirat det ahot.)
Laatni bhadyane miltil
amchya kade atishay mafak darat laatni bhadyane miltat.
atishay majboot, dharnyas ani feknyas atyant sopi, tasech sarva dokyachya size chi laatni upalabdha ahet.
bharpoor stock..50 latnyanmadhun aaplya avdiche laatne nivda!
nem chuknar nahi hyachi sampurna hami
ajach samparka sadha : mrs. amruta joshi-latankar, (mauje-keLforNe)
catchme vadhu var suchak mandal
"kaun banegi karodpatni?"
aho uttar agadi soppa ahe..amchya vivaha mandalat naav nondanari pratyek mulgi!
karodpati/lakhopati/karodpatni/lakhopatni/america return/india return/ sarva prakarchi sthale.
mahitisathi bheta/liha "catchme"
suchana: lagna jamlyas hundyatli 25% rakkam fee mhanun ghenyat yeil.
*****************************************************************
he masik kujbuj© maaybolikarita hawa hawai hini (shuddhit ani rajikhushine) swathachya ghari mudrit kele ani hitguj yethe prakashit kele.}
|
KUJBUJ
13th february 2001
sampadakiya
namaskar vachakaho,
kujbuj vachun baryach vachakanchi hasun hasun poore vat, hasun hasun murkundi valane asha sarkhi avastha hot aste. kahi jananna tar ROTFL mhanje jaminiwar gadabada lolun hasu futate ase tyanni amhala kalavle. hyapaikiche ek vachak ku.deepti w hee kujbuj cha magcha anka vachun ashich gadabada lolali. ani tyamule tiche swatcha kale kapde malale va istrichya parkarawar dekhil surkutya alya .ku deepti w hila tyamule shalet maar khava lagla. kujbuj mule zalelya hya maanhani mule tini kujbujwar $1,50,000 cha dava thokla ahe. hyashivay kapde dhunyasathi va parat istri karnyasathi laundry charges wegle dyave ashi tini lekhi takrar suddha keli ahe.
ithe amhi he namud karu icchito ki kujbuj pratyekani apaplya jababdari war vachave. kuthlyahi prakarchi vat laglyas, kapde malalyas kujbuj jababdar rahnar nahi.
*******************************************************************************
thalak baatmya
Hitgujwar padapad
aaj hitgujwar farach padapad challi ahe.
limbonitai hitgujwar dhadpadlya
ku.deepti_w premat padli
Rmd ni baryach divsanni ek kavita paadli
hawa hawai ujed paadtey
GTPwar indradhanu , milindaa beer peeun zingun p..a..d..a..l..e
(he pooran vachun ata vachak, tumhi gheri yeun padu naka!)
Amhi hitgujkar
Admin gobramhan pratipalak kshatriya kulawantas chhatradhari rajadhiraj adminmaharaj arthat hitgujnagriche che first citizen. he aaplya pattarani mrs.admin (first lady) hyanchya sahayyane yashaswipane hitguj che rajjya chalavtat. sarva hitguj jantewar hyancha jabardasta dhak asto ani hech tyanchya yashaswi rajjya chalavnyache gamak ahe ase amhas vatte.
sadarahan adich varshanpoorvi astitvat alelya maayboli ani hitguj rajjyacha dabdaba aaj sarva netwar pasarla ahe. chahubajula vadhlelya hitguj madhe kaayda va suvyavastha neet rahavi mhanun tyanni moderators namak mantrigan nemle ahet.
maharaj atishay meetbhashi ahe. jantechya te jasta madhe madhe ludbud karat nahit, parantu konakadun kahi aagalik ghadlyas bramhasamandha sarkhe achanak prakat hotat.
matra ekikade hitguj war sabhyapane vaga ase sangat astannach madhunach ekhadya BB war "vishayala dharun bola.." mhanat chakka vaishayik bolayla sangtat. ha ek mottha virodhabhas nave kay?
vaacakancaI kucakuca
priya sampadika kujbuj -
saprem namaskar
apan kujbuj- nka 5 madhe dilelya jahirati mule amhi 3 maitrini catchme vivah mandalat naav nondavays gelo parantu jahirati madhe karnyat aleli jahiratbaji mhanje lokanna fasvayche ek motthe shadayantra ahe ase lakshat ale. amhi teeghi maitrini ekdum gelo jenekarun amhala discount milel, parantu tinghinche kay hya vivah mandala dware eekiche suddha lagna tharel ase vatat nahi karan vivah mandalakade kahihi sthale nahit.
tyanna tase sangitle asta swataha propriter " tumhi kalji karu naka, me ahe na..ME AHE NA!!!" hya palikade kahiek bolnyas tayar navte.
amhi lavkarach grahak panchayati madhe jaun propriter catcheme hyanchya viruddha fasavnukicha dava thokaychya vicharat ahot.
sanuli sonawne, roopa roonzoonkar ani poonam poonawala
kar vao nagar
sampadika kujbuj hyanna
sadar pranam ,vinanti vishesh
apnas hitguj kavi mandalachya pratinidhi mhanavnarya miss deerghabee hyanchyashi aamcha kahihi sambandha nahi hyachi apan nond ghyavi.
kujbuj anka-2 madhe apan miss. deerghebee hyanni anun dileli ek jahirat chhapli ahe. prastut jahirat hee sampoorna pane dishabhool karnari asun hitguj kavi mandalani dileli nahi.
amchyakade amhi kadhich kontyach kavita vikat nahi. sarva fukat vatato! prastut jahirati mule hi.ka.ma. chya girhaiki var mottha farak padun magni madhe mothi ghat zali ahe. teva apan krupaya pudhil ankat durusitchi chuki karun hi.ka.ma madhe kavita fukat miltat ashi batmi dyavi.
dhannyawad,
hitguj kavi mandal
ladke HH
priye, kuthe astes ga aajkal tu? achank sant ashramat jaun sannyas ghyachi virakti tuzyat kashi kay ali?
aga evdyat visarlis aapla te prem? te sukh sanvad? tya bhru lila? tuzi mazi diary? diarytli chumbana ? sara kahi visarlis?
tuza to madhal swar...ni madhal oth ni madak dole ni madak pey je tu aaplya bagemadhe gheun firtes. Me kiti miss karto te ladke ..mazya praneshwari mazya hrudayeshwari tuzya (peya) vina maza jeevan suna suna zalay.
me jara ekade tikde tya walananvar valalo mahnon tu ashi naraaz zalees ka sakhe ? halli tu yahoo war faar firat asates asehi diste mala. Pun lakshaat thev ki SVS ekatach bachelor maderator hota ani ha mahina December pun nahiye. Ani ya upparhi tu maaze aaikale nahis tar peshwyasakat kavitanchya BBwarche sagle kavi tuzya paathi sodoon dein teva he chittachandrike ashi mala sodun jau nakos.
sarasvi tuzach,
bandstand varcha bandwala (asami)
Om nama: shivay
kahi varshanpoorvi lahan mulinsathi kalpana sadi milaychi. nesaychi zanzat nahi, ghalnyas ekdum sutsutit ! tar hya sadi sarkhach ek banavnyas atishay soppa , zatpat ani tarihi disayla ekdum fashionable asa (kalpanetla) kavita frock tarun mulinsathi kasa banvaycha te amhi tumhala sangat ahot...
sarvapratham ek gulabi rangache reshmi kapad ghya. tyawar premachya dhagyani bharabhar dhavdora ghala. mag tyawar pornimechya chandrache , lukluknarya taryanche, dhaddhadnarya hrudayache bharatkam kara. tyanantar ek dhardhar katri gheun gala kapa.. frock cha! mag hya dress la khali kalya ranagchi prembhanagchi zalar jodun ek dukkhachi kinar lava. hya zalariwar usase, ashru hyachi vitkya rangachya dhagyanni velbutti kadha. virahachi mothmothi kaje kara ani nantar kayam tutnarya "sambandha" navachya companychi buttons lava. zala kavita frock tayar!
ru-caIra
nuktach GTPwar zakki nagpurinni tarun pidhi sathi beer he kase ghatak pey ahe he sangitle. ani beer aiwaji taak pya ase tyanni thankavun sangitle, parantu he taak banvave kase hyacha tyanni takas toor lagu dila nahi! teva amchya vachakansathi amhi taak kase banvave hyachi kruti det ahot.
ek glass pani ghya. 3 chamche dahi ghya ani ekatra karoon ghoosala. taak tayar.
ase he taak keval tahanach bhagvat nahi tar khokla zalelyanni madh takun ghetlyas, unhalyat barfa takun pyalyas ani vruddhanni shilajit takun pyalyas farach gunkari aste!
chhotya jahirati
Durgabhraman Travels
hitgujkransathi khush khabar!!
hya unhalyachya suttit amchya travels barobar maharashtratil sarva gad kilyyanvar romanchakari sahalila ya ani suttichi maja luta.
propriter ani tour guide: shashikumar barve
***Geet Gaya Pattharone***
saptasuranchi kaan trupta karnari maifal.
shastriya gayan va non-stop marathi , hindi ganyancha bahardar karyakram.
sadarkarte: hitguj antakshari club
abhav geete : sau. priyabai kokile ani r.shubhalaxmi
durgam sangit: mangrulkar bua , bhu gandharva (m.bhure)
ektari vadan - zakkir husain- nagpurwale
(sha) striya gayan - sukumar gandharva (pt.milindsen agarkar)
ani hyashivay nehmichech yashwaswi etar anek kalakar!
|
KUJBUJ
19 february 2001
sampadakiya
namaskar vachakaho,
catchme hyanchya vadhu var suchak manadalashi sambandhit patramule hitguj nagri madhe yuddha sadrush paristhiti nirman zali ahe. donhi bajunni aropachya ani pratyaropanchya fairi zadat asun mukkhya mudda bajulach padla ahe ase vatte. teva amhi ase avahan karto ki sarvanni vad vivad bajula thevun aple "kartavvya" palan kara! tarach sarvanche bhale hoil.
******************************************************************************
thalak baatmya
BEST chi speed PMT peksha jasta!
kujbuj tarfe nuktyach ghenyat alelya sarvekshanat ase adhaloon ale ki hitguj mahanagrit dhavnarya mumbai- BEST chya buses hya puneri PMT peksha atishay vegaat dhavtat. yatrekarunna icchit sthali pochavnyat BEST itki konachich speed nahi. teva pahije tithe lavkarat lavkar pochayche aslyas BEST madhun pravas kara.
punyachya PMT buses hya atishay ushira yetat. tasech ekamagun ek ekdum yaychi vaeet savay tyanna ahe. evde kami nahi ki kay tya avajahi faar kartat. tar punyachya khatara PMT chya linit ubhe rahal tar nustach pastava karaychi pali yeil.
best chya A1 ani S1 hya buses ni tar hitgujwar atishay bhariv kamgiri keli ahe. atishay vegat ani tarihi kontahi avaj na karta hya buses ni yoggya route war dhavun aapla pravas poorna kela. hee kamgiri prashansaniya nahi kay?
geet gaya pattharone -- ek avalokan
geet gaya pattharone hya karyakramala gayak jasta ani shrote kami ashi avastha hoti. shrotyanni once more mhatle nastanna dekhil sarva gayak punha punha tich ti gani mhanat hote. pt.milindaa hyanchya navatla "aa" tyanni gayanat lavla asta tar bare zale aste. zakkir husain nagpurwale hyanche ektari vadan nehmipramanech changle zale. tyanchya botanna nakhurda zala aslyamule tyanni facta 5 mintatach shrotyanchi sutka keli. chaturastra kalakar ( mhanje charahi antakshari war ganarya) priyabai kokile hyanche gayan dekhil uttam zale. tyanna nuktich "logical kokila" hee padvi milali ahe . R.shubhalakshmi hyanni marathi ganyanaiwaji aapli vidambanach aikavli ani hya karyakramala rangat anli.
.
Cinema Cinema
jay sant-osho mata *A certified*
pra.bhu: SVSameer
cinema che kathanak eka asramat ghadte.ashramtle shisshyagan , gurudev ani gurumata ase barech lok cinema madhe ahet. SVS hyanni eka kahich na bolnarya mauni swamijinchi bhumika keli ahe. supriyaj hini gurumateche kam kele ahe. cinematlya hya swamijincha bramhacharyawar ajibat vishwas nasto ani te osho che param bhakta astat. swamiji kadhich kahi bolat nahit mhanun tyanna "muke swamiji" mhanat astat. parantu pratykshat muke naslele he sant SVS muke ghenyat faar pochlele astat ani mhanun tyanna he naav padle he sattya lakshat alyane swamijinche peetal ughde padte.
kujbuj rating *****
Amhi hitgujkar
Limboni hitgujwarchya moderators paiki ek. poorvi hya jambhlat rangat lihaychya aajkal matra agadich kalya thikkar padlelya distat. amhi tyanna hya magech karan vicharle asta, apla bob sambhalat ani najuk manela ek chhotasa hisada deun sanunasik swarat tyanni sangitle " ata mazya status la jambhla ranga ajibat shobhat nahi"
aajkal tya farach busy astat (asa dakhavtat) ani tyamule hitgujwachan karoon nighun jatat.
hyanni " tinhi sanja" navache ek chhotekhani pustak gulmohar madhe lihile ahe jyat tyanni ravyacha sanja, bread cha sanja ani pohyancha sanja asha teen sanjyanche soppe prakar lihile ahet!
katha kunthan
ihnDrolaa
khoop varshanpoorvichi hee goshta ahe. deepti navachi ek agadi lahan mulgi hoti. evdya lahan vayat pan tee 8 gava hindun ali hoti mhanun teela sagle Hindarella mhanayche.
tar aplya hya hinderela la salman navacha ek raajkumar farach avadaycha. pan ticha zakki navacha ek dushta kaka hota to teela khup chhalaycha ani kadhihi teela rajkumarala bhetu dyacha nahi. ekda kay zala rajkumar salman ni ek party arrange keli ani tyat tyani aplya gavatlya sarva jantela bolavna dhadla.
zakki kakanni hinderela la tya party madhe jaychi bandi ghatli. tyamule tee ekdum hirmusli houn kopryat basun radu lagli. ticha he radne aikun hawa hawai navachi ek pari aaple (khote) pankha sambhalat dhavun ali. hee hawa hawai pari farach kanvalu hoti. konache pan radne aikle ki lagech madatila dhavun jaychi.
tar hinderella la radtanna baghun hawa hawai ni teela vicharla ,
"aga muli tu ashi radte ka ahes?"
tyawar hinderella mhanali " mala dushta zakki kakanni salman chya party la jayla bandi keli ahe. mhanun me radte ahe"
pari mhanali " baale, radu nakos ashi, me tula mazya vimantun gheun jain tya party la. mag tar khush na?"
hyawar hinderella ankhin jorat radayla lagli "nahi..pan me tar evdi chhotishi nulgi ahe.mag rajkumar salman tar mazyakade laksha pan denar nahi tithe"
pari mhanali " aga mag kay zale..me pari ahe, me kahi pan karu shakte..me tula 1 divsakarta mothi banavte..ata hass baghu."
tarihi hinderella che radne kahi thambena
"tu mala mothi kelas tari mazya kade mothya mulinche kapde kuthe ahet?..shivay matching sandles pan nahiyet.."
hawa hawai mhanali" bara , me chhan chhan kapde pan dete tula ani hya soneri zagyawar matching hya uncha tachanchya sonyache sandles pan dete"
ase mhanun hawa hawai ni aplya jaduchya kadine ek mantra mhanun hinderella war jadu keli ani baghta bagha chhotishi hinderella mothi zali.
mag tya parini teela aplya vimanat basavun rajmahalapashi nele ani teela bajavle
"muli, lakshat thev jaducha asar facta ratri 12 vajeparyantach rahil..teva tyachya aat tu ghari ye nahitar tithe sarvansamor tu parat ekda lahan hoshil"
hinderella ho mhanali ani anandani udya marat tee rajmahalatlya party madhe samil zali. tithe rajkumar salman la baghun tar tee paar vedavunach geli. mag barach wel tee kal wel sara kahi visrun rajkumarabarobar nach nach nachli. ticha welekade ajibat laksha navta. pan kaal thodach thambtoy..achanak 12 che tole vajayla surwat zali. ani hinderella la parini dileli warning athavli. ani tee dhavat palat rajmahalatun baher ali.
pratyakshat lahan mulgi aslyane te uncha tachanche sandles ghalun dhavna kahi teela jamle nahi ani balance jaun ti dhadpadli, hya bhangadit ek sandle rajmahalatach rahun gela. ghari yei paryant tee parat ekda lahan mulgi zali hoti.
dusrya divshi rajkumar salman ne tya sandle chi malkin shodhayla sagli kade aaple sainik pathavle. "jichya payat to sandle fit hoil tya mulila rajkumar aapli rani banavnar mhanun davandi pitlya geli.
deepti hya davandimule ekdum khush houn gharat neet veni fani karun sainikanchi vaat pahat baslii. rajkumarache sainik ale. hinerela ni agadi anandani (wax na kelele) paay pudhe kele..pan hay re durdaiva.!.tichya chya he lakshatach ale navte ki ata tee mothi mulgi nasun parat ekda lahan zali ahe..ani tyamule te sandles teela khupach mothe zale! sainik nighun gele, ani aapli deepti paay cholat basli!
****************************************************************************
Vishesh sampadakiya
namaskar vachakaho,
gelya 1 mahinyapasoon tumhi sarvanni kujbuj la bharbharoon pratisad dila hya baddal me tumchi abhari ahe. gelya 7 ankanmadhe hitgujwarchya sarva batmya amhi pramanik pane aplya pudhe sadar kelya :o) gamti gamti madhe konchya bhavna dukhavlya astil tar tyanni jasta manala lavun gheu naye.
matra ata kujbuj madhlya batmyaan madhe ani sadranmadhe toch toch pana janavu laglya mule kujbuj che prakashan thambavnyat yet ahe.
vachakanni "ata poore" ase mhannya peksha apanach yoggya welela thambne kevahi changle nahi kay? anyatha kujbuj che breedvakkya dekhil "magni nastanna pooravtha" vavayas wel lagnar nahi!
teva sadhyatari tumcha (nehmi pramanech) jadavlelya dolyanni, ladkhadtya payanni ani tharthartya hatanni evda lihun nirop ghete!
dhannyawad!
sampadika kujbuj
|
KUJBUJ
18 march 2001
sampadakiya
namaskar vachakaho,
aaj baryach divsanni kujbuj karit ahe. hyapudhe asach kadhitari jasa jamel tasa kujbuj karuyat.
kujbuj madhe muddam houn kadhich konala "target" banavlya jaat nahi. kahi jan tyanchya vishayi lihayla swathach vishay poorvat astat :o) ani mhanun tyanchya vishayi jasta lihilya jate. teva hyapudhe dekhil asach diva tevat rahu dya.
hya ankat amchya vachakansathi amhi khas chhapat ahot asami ani rani hyanchi mulakhat.
*******************************************************************************
thalak baatmya
Hawa hawai la atak
shri ani sau. asami hyanni kelelya lekhi takrari varun kal miss hawa hawai hila atak karnyat ali.
shri asami hyanni kujbuj la ghatanechi sampurna mahiti detanna sangitle ki miss hawa hawai hila tyanni aaplya "pahilya ratrichya" room decoration che kantrat dile hote. miss hawa hawai hichi ekun reputation kahi titkishi changli nahi parantu keval maitri khatar tyanni tila he kaam dile pan hawa hawai hini kelelya "soyinmule" aplyala barach mansik traas zalyache tyanni amhala sangitle.
hawa hawaiwar khalil gunhyansathi aroppatra thevnyat ale ahe
masala dudha madhe zopechya golya takne
palangawar khajkhujlichi powder takne
ratri 1 vajtacha alarm lavun shri va sau asami hyanchi zopmod karne.
darvajachi kadi koyanda kadhun thevne.
hyashivay shri. asami hyanni kujbuj la sangitle ki miss hawa hawai hini tyanna lagna nimitta je speacial gift dile te pan damaged nighalyane te ajunach sankatat padle ahet.
Sathiche rog
hitgujwar sadhya nirniralya sathichya roganni thaiman ghatle ahe.
roopa runzunkar hila zalelya kavirogachi lagan tichi jivashchya kanthashcha maitrin poonam poonawala hila zali ahe.
dolyancha tiralepan ha kahi sathicha rog nave parantu hitguj matra hyala apavad ahe. hitgujwar achanak tiralyanchya sankhet vadh zali asun. ervi tirkas bolnare hitgujkar ata hya rogamule tirkas baghu lagle ahet.
Pooranpoli spardha
hitgujwar nuktich holichya nimittane pooranpoli spardha ghenyat ali. hya spardhet hitgujkar bhagininni utsfurta sahabhag ghetla. parikshak mhanun sarva hitgujkar purshanna bolavnyat ale. parantu vijetepad konalach milale nahi.
ervi saraeetpane nakani kande solnarya, tondat teel (na) bheejnarya hitgujkar mahilanna saadhya pooranpolya dhad karta yeu naye hyache sarvannach ashcharya vatle. mahilanmadhe sarvat anubhavi aslelya storvi hyani tavyavar poli takli ani tya nehmi pramane shri zakkinna nava thevnyat danga zalya. thodya welani kahitari jallyacha vaas alyawar "jalla mela lakshan" mhanyashivay tyanna kahihi karta ale nahi. tasech vayani sarvat lahan aslelya ku. deepti hila vatle apan libran ahot tar aplyala avadte tashi bechav pooranpoli sarvanna avadatach asel ani hya nadat tini khupach "panchat" pooran shijavle.
roopa runzunkar polya karta karta kavita gungunat basli ani pooranpoli karpun geli. amruta joshi hini agadi jor lavun pooranpoli laat laat laatli ani sarva pooran baher ale. hawa hawai ni "two in one" pooranpolicha ek navin prayog sadar kela. hya pooranpoliche pooran rangit panyat shijavle hote. parantu rangit panyache praman jasta zalyane hahi prayog fasla. sakhrechya pooranpolya kami goad astat mhanun madhoo ni barach gul kadhat gulachya pooranpolya kelya pan tya tini spardhet thevaychya aivaji vikaylach thevlya ani tyamule teela spardhebaher kadhnyat ale.
ashaprakare pooranpolya khaychya durdammya ashene alelya hitgujkar purushmanadlinchya tondala polyanaiavji nustich pane puslya geli.
Badallela patta
ku. roopa runzunkar hyanni aaple ghar badalle asun ata tya "roopawali" namak ownership chya appartment madhe rahayla gelya ahet.
"mazhihi ek kavita" ithe tya adhi rahat hotya parantu tithe anek lokanni atikraman kele .tya shivay tya jagela ekhadya chaliche swaroop ale hote. anek lok yeun tithe ludbud karat asat. tyala vaitagun roopa runzunkar hini ha nirnay ghetlyache kalte. "admin constructors and developers" hya companyla tyanni aplya gharachya bandhkamache kaam dile hote. parantu tyanni ghar bandhanila farach vel lavla. company che malak shri admin hyanchyakade barich bhunbhun kelya nantar thodefar kam poorna zale tarihi ajun barechse bandhkam apoore rahile ahe ase tyani vaitagun amhala sangitle. samanche shifting addyap chalu ahe. te poorna zalyawar tya vastu shanta karun sarva hitgujkaranna jevayla bolavnar ahet.
Hawa_maan
hitgujwar kavitancha musaldhar paus sadhya thambla ahe. GTP ha south hitgujwaril bhag ha antartica shi spardha karel itka thanda zala ahe. hya bhagatlya lokanna thandimule goodday ani suprabhat hya pudhe jasta bolvat nahi. thane bhagatla rakhrakhit unhala sampoon nuktyach aagman zalelya reshmi varyanmule garva ala ahe.
yetya kahi divsat asami, zakki , bhm sarkhi mandali apaplya kamat garka aslyane views and comments varche tapaman 0 chya khali kahi centigrade ghasrel.
ek sawal mei karu!
ja_vadekar hya hitgujkarnichya navatla nemka artha kay?
A.ticha khara aadnaav ahe "javdekar"
B.tila vade faar avadtat ani mhanun tee sarvanna sangte "ja vade kar".
C.tee "java" professional ahe.
apan hyanna pahilat ka?
samrya: anek divsanpaoon paloon gela ahe. shevatchyanda bajarat kairya ani chincha vikat ghetanna disla
madhoo malushte jr.b.a.: samrya gelyamule ha pan aajkal disat nahi. *laadkya madhoo: tuzya athavanine me divsendivas bedhab ani uncha hot challi ahe teva please lavkar parat ye - tuzi subak thengni.
svssameer: lagna zalyapasoon gayab zala. baykonech kidnap karun thevlyachi shakkyata.
limboni: adhun madhun avachit diste. parantu waranwar paloon jaychi navin savay lagli ahe
prafull: vishwa ubharni mage kuthli buddhimatta ahe he shodhayla gela.
ajai: HH barobar hotelat jevayla jato mhanun jo sangun gela to parat kadhi disla nahi.
Gappa ani Tappa
kujbuj reporter: namaskar ranisaheb, vivahabaddal tumhala shubheccha! pan he kay tumhi ektyach? aaple asami..(ranisaheb dole motthe kartat)mhanje aaple nahi tumche..tar tumche navre (ranisaheba ajun motthe dole karun baghtat) i mean navra! navryala adararthi navre hya arthani mhatla ho....tar tumcha navra disat nahi kuthe?
rani: are kharach ki visroonach gele me hyala. (asa mhanun aapli muth ughadun asami hyanna mokle karte)
ku.bu.re: arey va, chhanach hold distoy aaplya navryawar...mhanje tumchya navryawar tumcha!
rani: mag ahech. gelya 7-8 divsatach changla saral kelay me tyala. nako tya walnawar jana ata banda!
bagha kahi boltanna distoy ka to tumhala?
ku.bu.re: kharach ki, kahich bolat nahiye. ervi tar agadi kantala yei paryant bolatach asayche he (tumche!)
rani: ata bagha gammat (asa mhanun ranisahebanni kamrela khochleli ek killi kadhun asami hyanna dili.dili mhanje hatat nahi. chakka killi dili! ani asami ni thodi halchal keli!)
ku.bu.re: namaskar asami vivhahabaddal hardik shubheccha! baraka,aaj me kujbuj aniyatkalika tarfe tumchi mulakhat ghyala ali ahe. tumchi uttara me mazya diarymadhe lihun ghete huh.
(asami facta ek mafak hassya detat)
rani: (ekdum chidun) diary? ajibat lihaycha nahi diary madhe kahi. tya diarypai hyachya dokyat farak zalay. ratra zali ki kahi dusra suchatach nahi.adhi diary lihayla basto. banda kara pahu tee diary adhi!
ku.bu.re: bara bara banda karte. ata ranisaheb tumhi mala sanga ki tumhi hitgujwar keva yenar?
rani: ata asami hitgujwar yayla lagla ki tyachya magomag yeinach me...tyachyawar laksha thevayla!
ku.bu.re: asami tumhi ka ajun kahich bolat nahi ahat?
rani: agabai,hyanchya tondacha ghatlele kulup kadhaylach visarle ki me.
(ani asa mhanun ranisahebanni asami hyanchya tondala ghatlele ek chhote kulup ughadle. kulup ughdaychach avkash asami tavatavani bolu lagle)
asami: murkha useless...tumhala sangitla koni hota ithe atta yeun kadmadayla? sala.. kahi privacy mhanun ahe ki nahi? navin lagna zalelya lokanna bhetayla yenare loka mhanje nusta taap zalay dokyala!
ku.bu.re: maaf kara huh asami tumhala disturb kelya baddal. pan char loka astanna suddha privacy kashi milvaychi he ajun tumhala kasa kalla nahi? evdi diary lihili tari?
rani: punha diary!!!!!
ku.bu.re: sorry sorry! jaudya to vishay. mala sanga tumcha vaivahik jivan kasa challa ahe?
rani ani asami (eka surat): to amcha private prashna ahe!
ku.bu.re: tumchya lagnala don hitgujkar ale hote. milya ani roopa. roopa cha sadhya paay murgala la ahe barach wel linit ubha rahilyamule........lagnachya!
tasech milyani sangitle ki toilet madhe "plz do not park your vehicles here" ashi pati hoti. hya vinodawar aple kay mhanne ahe?
asami: khya khya khya.aho milya atishay ghait aslyane karyalayachya bhintilach toilet samajla. tithe hee pati lavli hoti "plz do not park your vehicals here" tyala me kay karnar.
ku.bu.re: aapli priya maitrin hawa hawai ka nahi ali lagnala?
asami: tee useless idiot mahamaya ticha naav suddha kadhu naka mazyasamor.
ku.bu.re: te ka bara?
(hyapudhe asami kay bolle he kujbuj thalak baatmya vachun aplyala andaz alach asel)
ku.bu.re: tumhi hitgujkaranna kahi salla deu icchita ka?
asami: ho, mala dyacha ahe salla. netwar bhetlelya kuthlyahi muliwar ajibat vishwas taku naka!! agadi swanubhavavarun sangtoy he!
ku.bu.re: asami ani rani dhannyavad. tumhi amchya sathi tumcha bahumullya private wel kadhla hyabaddal me tumche abhar mante. ani ho, kujbuj tarfe he lagna nimitta gift me tumha doghanna deu icchite.
konduskar travels che boriwali-pune-boriwali tickets!
**************************************************************************
|
KUJBUJ - THE WHISPER
30 march 2001
sampadakachya watine...
namaskar vachakaho,
aaj shevatachi kujbuj houn barech divas ulatale aahet pan saptahik kujbuj cha navin anka kahi prakashit zalela naahi.
Saptahik Kujbuj chya priya Sampadika, vidushi Hawa Hawai yaana anek wachakaanni kelelya vinantis maan deun tyanni
magil anka prakashit kela hota. Tyabaddal chokhandal vachakaan tarfe tyaanna dhanyawaad. Ya anka prakashana aadhi
sampadikene 'kujbuj sadhyatari kahi divas banda rahil. kadhikali pudhe sampadakichya dokyat kide walwalale tar prakashan
parat chalu karnyat yeil parantu sadhya tya diary lihinyat busy aslyakarnane ithe yeun kujbuj karne shakkya nahi.'asehi
sutovaach kele hote. Ya sutala dharun aani ulatalelya barech diwasankade laksha deta,asmadik(aamhi ya arthee)
KUJBUJ - THE WHISPER karit aho. Tari original kujbuj chalu hoi paryant priya ani chokhandal vaachakaanni ha
'KUJBUJ - THE WHISPER' god maanun ghyava aani mothya manaane(maanaane navhe) asmadikaans aapalese karave
(yaat kshama hi aalich) hi namra vinanti.
kujbuj pramaanech KUJBUJ - THE WHISPER madhe muddam houn kadhich konala "target" banavla jaat nahi. kahi jan tyanchya
vishayi lihayla swatha:ch vishay poorvat astat :o) ani mhanun tyanchya vishayi jaasta lihile jate.
teva hyapudhe dekhil asach diva tevat rahu dya. hya ankat amchya vachakansathi amhi khas chhapat ahot
'manak-ek avamulyan' he vidamban parikshan.
Jaahir Khulasa : Saptahik Kujbuj chya Sampadika ani vidushi Hawa Hawai yaanchyaa poorva paravaanagee shivaay,
tyanchyach dhartiwar(pruthveecha samanarthi shabda navhe) 'KUJBUJ - THE WHISPER' karanaare aamhi he 'asmadik' kon?
asa aapalyaala prashna padala asel,tar tyache he uttar.Asmadik he chchaapakhanyat khile julawanyachya kamawar aahet.
Pan saddhhya honarya aniyamit prakaashanamule asmadikaanpudhe potacha ani ganjalelya khilyaancha bikat prashna ubha rahila
aahe.Mhanun asmadikaancha ha khatatop.
*******************************************************************************
thalak baatmya
Nav Vivahit daampatya ajunahi bepatta
Shri ani sau. asami he maayboli priya nav daampatya ajoonahi maayboliwar paratalele nahi.
Khare mhanaje tyaanchaa kahi pattach nahiye.Kaahi maaybolikaraanche ase mhanane aahe ki 'god' asha raani ne shri asami
yanna kulup ghatale aahe aani killi kanawatila lawali aahe.Zaashi chya raani cha itihaas sagalyaans mahit
asalyakaranaane ya raani la kahi ek vicharanyachi dhamak kona kade hi naahiye. Dusara asahi ek matapravaah aahe ki
Hawa Hawai chya dahashatine te bhoomigat zaalele aahet. Yaacha puraava mhanun 'Hawa hawai la atak' yaa
Sa. Ku. madheel thalak baatamikade angulinirdesh karanyaat yet aahe.
Tari ya nav daampatyaacha shodh chaaluch aahe ani chaalu rahil ase kalate.
Sathiche rog
hitgujwaril nirniralya sathichya roganche thaiman ajunahi chaaluch.
Shri Ra. Ra Asmadik (maayboliche maanyawar sabhasad) yaana lokaanchyaa naavaatil 'mi' pana ghaalavanyaacha
rog jadala aahe.Tyamule 'mi' pana jaaun'amhi' pana bokalala aahe.Pan marathiche suprasiddha lekhak P.L ni mhatalach aahe
'mi' pana jaaun 'amhi' pana aala ki 'mi' pana vaadhato he vyavaharik satya asale tary saahityik asatya aahe. P. L na
doctoraki pradaan karanyaat aali hoti kaay? (prashnacha thaat sahaajikach khaas puneri aahe)
hitgujwar tiralyanchya sankhet vadh ajunahi chaaluch. Ha rog raajkeey asalyache kalate. Ra.Ni. chya mate
yaache naav LTTE (looking tokyo talking europe) ase aahe.
Shri Pausveda yanna kadya karanyacha rog laagalyaachehi kalate.
Cricket spardha
hitgujwar nuktich padawyachya muhurtawar cricket spardha ghenyat ali. hya spardhet hitgujkar bandhu(kaahinche)
and bhagininni(tyahi fakt kaahinchyaach) utsfurta sahabhag ghetla. Hi spardha ekeri(single wicket) ki duheri(double wicket)
yabaddal cricketpremi prekshakaant dumat aahe. Man of the match ha ek golandaaj hota.(naav bahuda Jui)
Ya golandajane donhi baajuchya yashtya ekachveli udawun donhi falandaajaana ekdamach baad kelyache kalate.
Yamule maidaanat ekach gondhal udala aani parat cricket chi spardha bharanyachi shakyata shoonyaavar pohochali.
Pausveda yaani Sandhyanand chi sampadakiy sutre haati ghetali.
Ya nav niyukti vishayee bolatana pausveda yaani 'Baatamila adhaar lagatoch ase kuthe aahe' asa prashna
vaartaharanchya tondavar fekla. Tasech tyaani manak yane saangitalelya site varachya Top 20 Downloads madheel
1 lya sthanavaril pustak aapan lahanpaneech wachalyaache ani ata jagatil etar tatsam pustakaanche vaachan jorat suru
asalyaache saangitale. Tasech ya niyuktine tyanchya kamasu (ho fakt su, pipasu naahi) vrutti cha aadar zaalyache saangitale.
Hawamaan
Aajkaal US gaon, sing(an)apore tasech bharatat sarvatra paus padat asalyane, hitgujwarachya kavitanchya pawasakade konachech
kahi laksha nahiye.
ek sawal mei karu!
manak yachya navacha khara ucchaar kaay aahe?
A.navacha ucchhar lihun dakhavata yet nasato
B.man AK 47 with 47 silent.
C.mana k ....jasa hindi gaanyat asat tasa.
apan hyanna pahilat ka?
hitgujala navin asalyaane ithe farasa kahi lihu shakat nahi.
Vedh Pashchimeche
Deepti W ani HH Oscar awards pradaan samarambhala jaanar hotya.Pan ase kalate ki dighihi gelya nahit ani tyabaddal
ekmekana dushane det aahet.Oskar aadhi 'Mutual Admiration Club' join na karanyaache parinaam dusare kaay.
Deepti W ya sadhya swata:chi shinge curl karanyaat gark aahet. Tasech tyaanni waxing chi kala daakhawun, Londonatil Madam Tusad
chya menachya putalyanpudhe avhaan ubhe kele aahe.
Hitguj Vidhan sabhechya unhali adhiveshanaat gadarol
Samuvai,rmd,amruta,hemantp,kiran,storvi yaa sabhagruhatil maanyawar sadasyaanni punyat zalelya va aagami adhiveshanawaril
prashnottare,suchana,upsuchananchya bhadimaarat uttam haatbhar lavala.Yapudhil adhiveshanaachi taarikh aani jaga tya tya BB
var jaahir keli jaavi hi suchana gondhalatach manjoor keli geli.
Tasech Shalet shikshika kon ani vidhyarthi kon yavaril shilpa bai,Jui and HH yaancha vaadahi chchaan rangala.
vidamban parikshan
'manak-ek avamulyan'-
manak yaanche marathi bhasheche dnyan agadi tokade aahe he tyanchya vidambanaanvarun siddha zaalech aahe.
Tyanchyakade originality nasalya karanaane te dusaryanchya likhanacha adhar ghetaat.Ase asale tari sahityat
barachasa maan majakura peksha mathalyamule milato he tyanna changalech umagale aahe.Tasech uthal panyapramanech
uthal likhanalahi khalkhalat far he tar tyanche 'Favourite Quote' aahe.Mhanaje ekandarit sahityik kholicha prashnach
udbhavat naahi.kholi vaadhavanyacha sambandh te anadhikrut baandhakamashi jodataat. Yaancha marathi bhashetil sandhi,
samas,vrutte yaacha kahich abhyas nahiye. Tasech tyana old marathichya ovya,abhang ani aarya yaache kahihi dyaan nahiye.
Manak che bhalatyach 'aarye'kade(baajuchya cubical madhil) laksha asate. Aso.Yaamulech tyana US madhe scolarship kinva
H1B milala nahi.Yaache dukha: tyanchya 'Daru' ya vidambanat aadhalate. Tyanche ekmev original vidamban
(vaacha 'Main Aur mera roommate') he tarihi vaachakancya kautukaas paatra tharale aahe.
Tal Tip: Aamachya ankatil '.' he poornaviraam aahet aani tyacha UNIX chya command shi sutraam hi
sambandha nahi.
|
KUJBUJ
1 april 2001
sampadakiya
thalak baatmya
Cinema Cinema
Amhi hitgujkar
vaacaknca kucakuca
ru-caIra
katha kunthan
apan hyanna pahilat(ach) ka?
chhotya jahirati
*April fool :o))) *
|
KUJBUJ
6 april 2001
sampadakiya
namaskar vachakaho,
1 april cha ankatli kujbuj farach halu avajat kelyamule kahich disli/kalali nahi ase kahi vachakanni kalavle. 1 april chya ankamadhe chhapnyat alelya sarva sadaran madhli kujbuj keval sajjan mansannach disel ashi soy keli hoti hyachi sarva (vachta na alelya) vachakanni nond ghyavi. :o)
*******************************************************************************
thalak baatmya
Hitgujwar parat ekda yuddha sadrush paristhiti
hitgujchya baryach vibhaganmadhe sadhya nirniralya gotanmadhe ladhaya chalu zalya ahet. kahi Lutu-putichya tar kahi ghanghor!
punyatle punekar, pune tithe kay une ani december he bhaag ladhaichi mukkhya maidane tayar zali ahet.
anek rathi maharathi aapli akkal pajalit ekmekanwar tutun padle ahet. tofaa dhadadat ahet. bomb halle hote ahet. nem dharun baan sodle jaat ahet ani ashaprakare hitgujwar ladhaila tond futle ahe.
hitgujkaranchya shabdik hallyanmule ladhaila "tond futle" ase ka mhantat te amhala changlech kalale ahe.
Japani shala
hitgujwar ata japani shala suru zali ahe. hya shalet amrutasan ani kiransan japani bhasha shikavtil . kujbuj la shalebaddal mahiti detanna tyanni sangitle ki "amchya shlet sarvanna shikshan mofat dile jail. sarva vidyarthyanni kimono cha ganvesh ghalun shalet yene saktiche rahil. ani alywar kiman tinda tari amha doghanna vakun namaskar karne avashyak rahil. sarva vidyarthyankade amche barik (dolyanni) laksha rahil"
ragat asle ki barik dole karun japani bolayche aste ani premat asle ki dole michkavun japani bolaychi ashihi bahumullya mahiti tyanni amhala dili. apan gharatahi ekmekanshi japani bhashet bolto ase amrutasan hyanni amhala sangitlyawar "tumhi kase bolta mag ekmekanshi kilkilya dolyanni ka dole michkavat??" ase vicharle asta "amchyakade jasta bolaycha prashnach yet nahi karan amrutaychya "hai" la me nehmich "hai" karit asto" ase chatur uttar kiransan hyanni amhala dile.
* chhapta chhapta hitgujwar bangali shala dekhil suru zali ahe. hya gatine nirniralya bhashanchya shala hitgujwar ughdat rahilya tar sarva hitgujkar marathi sodun japani,bangali , hibru, sinhali, tagalog vagaire bolayla lagtil ashi amhala bhiti vatate.
vachakanchi kuchkuch
priya sampadika kujbuj yanna
hitguj war nuktyach chalu zalelya ya-shika hya japani shalemadhe me atishay utsahani pravesh ghetla. parantu mala tithe atishay kleshkarak anubhav ala mhanun he patra lihaycha khatatop karit ahe.
hya shaletil shikshak ani shikshika he facta tithe japani bhasha shikavtat. vidyarthancha eetar kontyahi prakarcha shikshan te det nahit. me amrutasan hyanna amhala "love in tokyo" picture dakhva mhatlyawar shikshikeni mala vargatun haklun lavle. ani "saki kashi banvaychi/ghyachi?" ase me kiransan hyanna vicharlyawar tyanni mazi shaletunach hakalpatti keli.
hya shalet vidyarthyancha sarvangin vikas zalach pahije ashi me maagni karte
aapli namra
HH
"akhil bhutawal sammelan 2001" nuktech paar padle. tyacha ha vrutanta.
akhil bhutwal samitiche he sammelan ratri barobar 12 wajta pimplachya parawar bharle. anek junya jantya tar kahi navnavin bhutanni hya sammelanala aapli hajeri lavli. amruta ani kiran bhutatki hyanche sarvaparthaam aagman zale. tya nantar aaplya dudkya chalini gayatri navachi ek chhoti hadal daat vichkat ali. milinda ani indradhanu navachya don munjanchi jodgoli tya nantar yeun sthanapanna zali. (hya don munjanni pudhe hadali , jakhininchya mage jaun tyanna barech satavle asehi kalte) sarvat shevti kathiwar basun udnarya hawa hawai namak , achkat vichkat bolnarya ani laamb nakachya (ani te jikde tikde khupasnarya) eka kaidashini che aagman zale. sarva jananche swagat, sammelanachya ayojika supriya chetukkar hini kele. sammelanamadhe nanavidh manoranjanache karyakram ,charcha, vaad vivad zale.
ashig navachya bhootane dhusar-body building sathi nirnirale vyayam prakar sangitle. pan he sare karat astanna he bhoot swathach gayab zale.
storvi mhanun eka bhootinine "bhootin mukti" hya vishayawar jorjorat (ulte) paay aaptat bhashan dile.
amruta namak hadaline "sang darpana kashi me na disate" navache ek natukle sadar kele.
sarte shevti indradhanu hya munjyane planchet karun tyawar eka manusshyala bolvaychi idea kadhli. tyala sarva jananni utsahani anumodan dile. ani mag planchet chi sarva tayari karun ajjuka namak eka manusshya yonitil mulila bolavnyat ale. tichya agmanane planchet chi waatich kay wati thevlela paper, to pimplacha paar ani avaghi dhartich halu lagli. ha bhitidayak prakar distach sarva bhutanchi changlich pachavar dharan basli ani sarvanni apaplya gavi dhoom thokli.
ru-caIra
bakar vadi (punekaransarhi)
sahitya : ek kontehi duchaki, charchaki vahan. paise aslele pakit/purse ani puresa patience
kruti: sarvapratham aplya vahanane gharabaher pada. mag rastyatlya gardila vyavasthit kapat chitalyanchya dukanat ja. tithe neet saral eka ranget ubhe raha. aapla number alyawar bakarvadi maga. paise chukte kara ani mag ghari yeun bakarvadicha asvaad ghya. bakarwadi khatanna "jagprasiddha" bakarwadi apan khat ahot hya vicharani tichi lajjat ajunach vadhel
suchana: bakarvadi barobar ekhad paav amba vadi suddha tumhala milali tar tumchya sarkhe bhaggyawan tumhich.
bakarwadi - (non-punekaransathi)
sahitya: ek punyat rahanare natwaeek ani baki sagle varchya pramanech
kruti: aaplya natewaikankade punyat rahayla ya. tyanchya barobar chitalyanchya dukanat ja. bakarwadi ghya ani paise dyachi wel alyawar khishatli (ekulti ek) 1000 chi note kadhun dya. counter varcha manus humkhas sutte magel ani tumche natewaik (lajekajestav) paise detil. hee bakar vadi punyala yetheccha nave thevat kha mhanje tichi lajjat ajun vadhat jail.
suchana: barobar navinach zalelya punekar natewaikala gheun ja. assal punekar tumchya barobar kharedila yenarach nahi.
chhotya jahirati
deepti's beauty parlour
facta mhashinsathi!
rates
shinganna curles - $10
waxing + pedicure - $15
mud pack - $25
**amchyakade sheptichya kesancha sunder shepta ghalun dila jail.
katha kunthan
badbadya dhandul
kone ekekalchi goshta ahe. eka hitguj navachya gavat ek badbade kasav rahat hote. tyacha naav hota milinda. pan milinda farach dhandrat hota mhanun tyala sagle dhandul mhanat asat. milindala ek vaeet khod hoti. badbad karnyachi. satat, vel, kal kahi na baghta to facta badbad badbad karit ase.
tyache mitra tyala nehmi sangayche ki dhandulya evda badbad karu naye. adhun madhun thoda kaamahi karava. pan konacha aikel tar to milinda kasla.
ek divas konich bolayla naslyane to swata:shich badbadat rastyani challa hota. teva akashat tyala hawa hawai navachi ek baglin disli. tiche te shubhra pankha ani ikdun tikde bhararya marna pahun tyachya manat vichar ala " mala pan hya baglini sarkhe uncha uncha jaun udta ale tar kay maja yeil. mag mala sarva thikani jasta neet laksha thevta yeil. kon kuthe kay boltay he agadi chutki sarshi samjel ani me kshanat ikdun tikde firu shaken"
asa vichar manat yetakshanich tyani hawa hawai navachya tya baglinila bolavle ani teela sangitle
" mala pan var udayche ahe. me kay karu?"
hyawar tee mhanali "he bagh dhandulya, mazya kade kahi spare pankha nahit ki me te tula dein. tyapeksha asa karuyat mazyakade ek kathi ahe. tee kathi tu gaccha tondat pakdun thev. mag me akashat uddan karin ani tula khalchi gammat jammat baghta yeil. pan at ekach ahe tee mhanje udat astann tu bolayche nahi.
he aikun badbadya milinda ekdum tayar zala ani hawa hawaini tyala gheun akashat uddan kele. milinda dole visfarun hitgujnagricha dekhava baghu lagla. asha prakare udat astanna tyala eka thikani eka navin kannyeche aagman zalele disle ani teela baghtach to atyanandane jorat oradla " ohooo...kon hee..." ani aapla vakkya poore vaychya aat badbadya milinda dhapkan jaminiwar apatla.
tatparya: navin kannya dislyawar lagech jorat ordu naye.
*********************************************************************
|
KUJBUJ
3 may 2001
sampadakiya
namaskar vachakaho,
agadi dhaddhadtya hrudayani ha anka prakashit karat ahe. nahi nahi..me rangit panyache sevan kelele nahi kiva maze kona hitgujkarala baghunahi hruday dhaddhadat nahi. karan ase ahe hitgujwar sadhya moderators chi gasta chalu zali ahe ani tyanni nuktech "no persoanl comments" mhanat mala tambi deeli. ani hya karnani maze najuk hruday ghabarle.
personal lihayche nahi tar mag lihayche tari kay asa ek mottha prashnach aa vasun mazya pudhe ubha rahila. parantu tarihi atal nishchay karun hee kujbuj karit ahe, karan weloweli ashi barik madhe kujbuj keli nahitar hya kondat vatavarnat tar apan gudmarunach jau, nahi kay? :o)
*******************************************************************************
thalak baatmya
bus kara
satyajit_m hyanni nuktech kahichya kahi kavita karat bus stop warche prem fulavle. fulvat fulvat itke fulavle ki bus madhech sansar karaychi wel tyanchyawar ali. bus bharun pore havit mhanun ata te double decker bus ghyachya vicharat ahet. he tyanche vichar matra amhala ajibat patle nahi. teva lakshat theva satyajit. chhota sansar sukhi sansar. ek ya do. bus!!
circus circus
Great hitguj circus hya bhavvya ani dimakhdar circus che khel hitguj nagrit anekda hot astat. anek hitujkar, nanavidh prani, vidushak vagaire mandali aaplya karamatinni prekshakanche manoranjan kartat. hya circushibaddal hee thodi mahiti --
GHC madhe sarvat pahile chalu hoto trapeze che khel. sarva hitgujkar hyat bhaag ghetat ani hya BB warun tya BB war satasat udya marat jatat. udya martanna ekmekanche paay dharayche/odhayche ani chimte kadhnyache kasab hyanchya sarkhe dusrya konalahi jamnar nahi. trapeze chya khelat udya martanna eeja hou naye mhanun khali jaLe lavlele aste. ithe matra kahijan dusryanna hya jalyat adkavaycha prayatna kartat tar kahi muddam houn adkaycha. SVS ani kiran navache murabbi kalakar asha udya marta martach jalyat adakle ase mhantat.
hya nantar sinha ani vaghanchya kavayaticha karyakram chalu hoto. anek adeltattu vagh, vaghini ekmekanche views ani comments na patlyane gurkavat ani darkalya fodtat astat. madhech storvi navachi ring-masterin yeun thode fatkare odhte. hya ring masterniwar ek mhatara sinha farach khaar khaun asto. to ajibat tiche aikat nahi. mag masterniche tyala ragavne ani sinhache aapli pandhri ayal khajvat tichyawar gurkavne ha karyakram motha majeshir asto.
ek ankhin baghnyasarkha khel mhanje "maut ka kuva". anek shoorveer (aplya vishayala dharun/sodun) jorjorat tithlya tithech facta gol gol firat rahtat.
hya sarva karamatinmadhe madhunach asami, HH, milindaa navache joker vidushaki chale karat kahitari aachrat boltat ani swathachich karmanuk karun ghetat
hya circushit kahi uttam juggling artists pan ahet. te leelaya ikadchya goshti tikde ani tikadchya goshti ikde karat astat.
ajjukakakuva hya pakshyache tofeche baar udavnyacha khel atishayach baghnyasarkha asto. tof udavlyawar avaj ekdum mottha yeto ani tofecha gola kuthe padlay tehi kalat nahi.
ekunach hya Great Hitguj Circushitle sarva kalakar nonstop aplya angabhoot kalagunanche je darshan ghadvat te baghun mann thakka hote.
Dawa Dawai
hitgujwar nuktach aurvedic mofat salla davakhana suru karnyat ala ahe. taap, sardi padse, khokla hya kirkol ajaranwar tithe upchar karnyat yetat. parantu tithe eetar ajaranwar aushadhe dili/sangitli jaat nahit. teva amchya vachakanche heet lakshat gheun amhi he sadar chalu karit ahot.
*me 16 varshanchi taruni ahe. mazya jibhela chhote chhote fod ale ahe. anek lokanna jibha dakhavlya tari he fod jaat nahit. me kay karu?
deepti wankhede, mauje keLforne
jeebhela fod yaychi facta donach karne asu shaktat. ektar varanwar ekhadyala jibhlya dakhavlyamule kiva ati shivya dilyane. aplya babtit kramnaka 2 che karan barobar ahe ase vatte. teva apan satat shivya deu naka. ani kahitari arbat charbat bolu naka jyamule bollyawar jeebh chavaychi wel yeil ani dukhane ajun vadhel.
*mala nuktach ek peesalalela kutra chavla. kutryawar kay upchar karu?
samuvai, punnyanagri
samuvai ajar atishay gambhir ahe ase disun yete. tatkal upachar mhanje tumhi dekhil tya kutryacha ek chhota chava ghya.
*me 75 varshancha vruddha ahe. mazi kavli aajkal varanwar ghasarte. mala kahi upay sanga.
zakki nagpuri, mela burn, australia
ati bolnyani tumchya hirdya zijlya ahet tyamule kavli sarkhi ghasarte ahe. patelabhar moog ghya. te ratrabhar bhijwa ani dusrya divshi tondat dharoon 24 taas gappa basa. ase roj kara. hirdya parat majboot hotil. dusryanwar daat oth khaun bolalyamule ajar ajoon vadhu shakto, teva kalji ghya.
*chandan kase lavayche?
kasami asami, bandstand
tumchya prashnache swaroop neetse kalat nahiye. tumhala chandan nakki konala lavayche ahe? lokanna ka baykola? jar -
1. dusryanna chandan lavayche asel tar adhi tyanna maska lava
2. baykochya babtit ha prashnach udbhavat nahi karan tich tumhala adhi chandan lavel.
chhotya jahirati
{zakki ashirwad company
amchya ithe atishay mafak darat ashirwad miltil. 24 taas seva. kevahi kuthehi pahije teva pahije tevde ashirwad!
mulinsathi: carwala navra milo $20 (+ 1 muki sasu milo ashirwad free)
mulansathi: paisewala sasra milo $20 (+ gharjavai bana ashirwad free)
SS (swagat samiti) fulwale
amchyaithe kayam tajya fulanche pushpaguccha miltil. atishay mafak dar ani zatpat seva.
(tarunansathi) lal gulabachi fule
(anilbhainsathi) mogriche gajre
(zakkinsathi) zenduche haar
katha kunthan
baraka mulanno ekda kinai, don maitrini hotya. ek hoti deepti navachi mhais ani dusri hawa hawai navachi kaavli. doghi barechda ekatra feerat asat. kaavli udun udun thakli ki mhashishi gappa marayla yet ase. tichya shinganwar basun ani tichya sheptiche fatkare khat doghi gappa marat ekatra jaat asat. ekda kay zala asach firat firat jaat astanna kaavlila rastyat achanak ek raanjaN disla. kaavli ekdum bhochak hoti. kuthe kay ahe vagaire binkamachya goshti baghayla teela faar aavdat ase. tyamule nehmichya savayini tini bhurrkan udun jaun aaplya kak-drudhitini aat kay ahe te dokavun pahila. aat hota rangit pani. te distachkshani hawa hawaiche che dole atyanandane chamakle. pan karnar kay? rangit pani hota ekdum talashi. mag tee peenar kasa?
hawa hawaila mothach prashna padla. tini ikde pahile... tikde pahile. kay karave te teela samjena. mhashila vicharla tar tee mhanali mala tya panyat kahi ras nahi teva tu tuza kay te bagh.
hawa hawaicha jeev tya rangit panyasathi anavar hou lagla. kase pyave te pani ha ekach prashna teela bhedsavu lagla. ani achanak teela yukti suchli. tee lagech deeptikade geli ani mhanali "aga mhashe, tuzya dokyatle thode dagad kadhun mala de baghu" mhais kashihi asli tari swabhavani udaar hoti. tini lagech tichya dokyat bharlele dagad gote hawa hawaila dile.
kaavli mag utsahani ranhajanpashi geli ani ekek dagad tyat taku lagli. 1 2 3 4 ...7 8 9 10 ...jase jase dagad aat takat geli tase te rangit pani var yet gele. pani poorese var alyawar tya hushaar kaavlini lagech aat choch ghatli ani gatagata te pani pyali. ani tichi trushna shanta zali.
tatparya: sankatkali dokyat dagad asnare mitra dekhil kamala yetat!
******************************************************************************
|
durustichi chuki
mala nuktach ek peesalalela kutra chavla. kutryawar kay upchar karu?
ha prashna
mala nuktach ek peesalalela kutra chavla. kay upchar karu?
asa vachava.
|
|
|
